Monday, April 30, 2007

Simon Who?

The African Children's Choir had many Brushes With Greatness last week. Not that you'd know it by talking to them.

The kids thought that Uncle Simon was very funny. He joked with them about having hamburgers for breakfast. They said that he loved the song they did just for him at his trailer. Who would have thought that Simon Cowell had such a soft spot?

The kids said that Uncle Joshua was very nice to them. Their bus driver, Ray, told us that Mr. Groban was reluctant to do the "Ellen" show the day after "American Idol." He was starting a tour in Australia the next day and wanted to get there as soon as possible. But he delayed his trip so that he could sing with the children one more time.

The kids loved singing and dancing with Auntie Ellen. Her reaction to their performance on her show erased all of her "celebrity."

To the children, nobody rated any higher than anybody else. They treated all of their aunties and uncles with equal love and respect. As far as they were concerned, it didn't matter if your last name was "Thurman" or "DeGeneres." You were just "auntie" or "uncle" and their smile was just as bright.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The Girls Are Back In Town


Now, aren't those three of the most beautiful girls you've ever seen in your life? And the single goofiest kid?
It was so cool to see our girls on American Idol last night. They were front and center, the two girls immediately to Josh Groban's right. They smiled so pretty and sang so well. A little too well, in fact.
See, Ellen DeGeneres was so taken with the choir that she asked them to be on her show today. Which means that they won't get to Fresno until late this evening and we will have hardly any time with them at all. Still, a little time is better than no time and we are going to make the most of it.

As most of you know, there was a serious fire at the church building a couple of nights ago. An arsonist started a blaze that ate through an exterior wall. There was extensive water damage to some classrooms and offices. We've been through fires before at College, but I feel that we are dealing with some anger and bitterness towards the perpetrator(s) and that's easy to understand. The workers are doing their best to get things back to normal as soon as possible. Lisa is working very hard to help keep things together for the school.

Amidst that kind of week, is it any wonder we look forward to even a short time with those smiling faces? I'm sure the girls will never know how we all feel God's love shown to us through them. We want so much for them to have good lives...to be healthy and happy even after they return to Uganda. If they are blessed even half as much as they have blessed others, then they will have wonderful lives indeed.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

What's On My Desk

Yes, my creativity is at such an apex that today I'm going to simply sit here and list the items on my desk. I call it "writing by looking around."

The truth is, I rarely sit at my desk. It is in an office separate from my classroom and since, thank The Maker, I don't have to share my classroom this year, I spend ALL my time there. But during testing, one of the PE classes uses my room and I end up here. At my desk. Looking around.

By the way, have I ever mentioned that I teach in Room 222? No, seriously. And if that means nothing to you, you are either under 40 or you never watched TV on Friday nights. I keep expecting Karen Valentine to show up.

And now, without further adieu, The Stuff On My Desk:

A book: "Abraham" by Bruce Feiler...to be read after blogging.

A candy jar. Empty.

A baseball with the Stanford logo. Gift from a student.

A phone.

An iPod.

A stuffed mouse wearing a black shirt that says "40." Press his toe and he sings.

Five pictures. One of me holding James shortly after he was born. One from Sadie Hawkins from my first year at Sunnyside. Another of me holding a tiny James with Wild Thing, our school mascot. One of Lisa in her wedding dress throwing her bouquet. (Favorite. Picture. Ever.) And one of Lisa and I photoshopped to look like Han and Leia. (Close. Runner. Up.)

A Wolverine action figure. Gift from a student.

A clay man with no face wearing a shirt with a Pepsi logo on it. Made by a student.

An inflatable pumpkin. Even I have no idea where this came from.

A cell phone.

A graphing calculator.

A little statue of a bear holding a baseball and wearing a cap that says "Mr. Thurman." Gift from a student.

A framed certificate, "Best Teacher In our Hearts," given by my Calculus class from two years ago.

And, oh, yeah, a laptop.

I'm glad I looked around. I feel better now. So, what's on your desk?

Monday, April 23, 2007

The Best Movie Ever

I have a feeling we've been down this road before. If I was more industrious (read: "less lazy"), I would search the archives for similar discussions. But, alack, I am not. So here we go again.

First, let me point out that I referred to "Citizen Kane" as "the best-made movie of all time." That doesn't mean it's my favorite. And what makes a "Best Movie Ever" a "Best Movie Ever" is up to individual interpretation. The Stumpman thinks that "The Godfather, Parts I and II" is the "best movie ever made," a slight re-wording of what I said. I am a HUGE fan of the Godfather movies. I even find merit in "Part III," it's greatest merit of course being that Sophia Coppola went on to direct rather than to act. But I still give the nod to "Kane." First of all, it's a tighter movie, clocking in at a minute under 2 hours, rather than the 114 hours of the Godfather Epic. I don't think Francis ever found a scene on the cutting-room floor he couldn't splice back in. But I give points for pioneering. "The Godfather" had a better story and MUCH better acting. Given the choice between the two, I'll watch "The Godfather" every time. But Coppola and Spielberg stand on the shoulders of giants. Welles was the giant. Literally.

Having said that, The Best Movie Ever is "Raiders of the Lost Ark." The reasons for this are countless and I'm sure I have documented them elsewhere. When this blog thing takes off, I'll hire a staff to go through the archives and find them for you. For now, suffice it to say that no movie makes me feel better than "Raiders," no, not even "Star Wars." I have seen "Raiders" well over 200 times and it never gets old. So, am I looking forward to "Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods?" Yes. Yes, I am.

As to your comments:

I'm sorry to say I've never seen "The Quiet Man."

"Highlander" was it's own sort of classic, Ricky. Sorta like "Anchorman."

No movie can possibly be the Best Movie Ever if it was even better in book form. This eliminates "Mockingbird" and others such as "Lord of the Rings."

"The Color Purple" deserves mention for convincing Steven that he could be serious, thus causing him to give us "Schindler's List," "Saving Private Ryan," and "Munich."

"Sleepless in Seattle" and "Top Gun" are movies I can't comment on because I'm not a chick.

"Singin' in the Rain" is The Best Musical Ever and in my top five picks for The Best Movie Ever. Every time I watch it, I can't believe it when it's over...the time flies.

"Field of Dreams" is in my top ten also. But "Sweet Home Alabama?" Still not a chick.

Isn't it cool that God gave us all our own personalities and tastes? Diversity can be a wonderful thing. If we allow ourselves, we can learn so much from somebody who sees the world differently than we do. We can stretch and learn and become better people. And it's also sweet when we find people who like the same things we do. "What's that? You can quote Zorak from 'Space Ghost' too? Please come eat with me and be my friend."

Still. I leave you with a final warning. If anyone, anyone, ever claims that The Best Movie Ever is "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," stay away. Far, far away.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Incongruities

Last night, somebody asked if they could borrow my copy of "Citizen Kane." I said it would be fine and strolled over to my DVD shelf to retrieve it. There it stood, right next to "Bubba Ho-Tep."

That got me thinking about all of the incongruities in my life.

I am a huge admirer of "Citizen Kane." Yes, I do think it's the best-made movie of all time. I even enjoyed the audio track of Roger Ebert giving a film lesson while the movie played. "Yes, you're right, Roger, Welles was a pioneer in the use of lighting. Oh, but in this movie, Bruce Campbell plays an old Elvis Presley fighting mummies alongside JFK? This sounds good toooo!"


Let's see. What else?

The bookcase in the computer room has one side for commentaries and one side for graphic novels.

My iPod once followed an Eminem song with "C'est Moi" from Camelot.


I can quote Shakespeare and Raiders of the Lost Ark.

To wit:

"The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report what my dream was." (Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream")

"Get back to Cairo. Get us some transport to England...boat, plane, anything. Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck." "How, Indy?" "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go." (cue fanfare, see the pretty white horse)

How about this one? I can find the definite integral of an inverse trigonometric function, but I can't split the check after dinner. And what is it with always asking the math guy to split the check? Do the rest of you get that too? "Hey, Randy, that was a great movie, how about a little sermon to top it off?" "Say, Carolyn, after church would you look at this white spot on my back?" "Greg, I was thinking, maybe when we get together you could lay me to rest!"

Okay, probably Carolyn gets that all the time. But still.

Wait, here's another one. True, and remarkably sad. I can install my own RAM but I can't copy a file to a CD. I'm pretty sure I could learn that one, but I've just never needed to. Can't fax either.

I like sushi, but my hamburgers have to be plain.

I love classical music. Opera makes my head hurt.

I am a great big collection of walkin', talkin' incongruities.

But so are you.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Two A Week

Ack. I've become a twice-a-week blogger.

If I had time, I'd go back and check the archives. My guess is that every year around this time my blogging decreases. It's partly due to lack of time. It's mostly due to lack of creativity. Hey, if Mike Cope can suffer from it, I can suffer from it.

For insight into my current brain functions, keep reading. For the faint of heart, skip to the last paragraph.

This is what's happening inside my head these days:

"Ohhhh, man, I'm tired. I can't believe the Angels lost again. Sheesh, first Guerrero and now Kendrick. What's up with that? Wait! What am I teaching today? I think I forgot to do a lesson pla...oh...wait...no, that's right. Geometric Series...how's that formula go...a sub n equals a sub one times r to the n minus one.... I'm not preaching Sunday am I? No. Not until next month. I can't BELIEVE we've lost three guys already to busted hands. Sheesh. What rotten luck the Angels have. I've got to get that Practice AP test finished. And grade those last Free Response questions. Tired. Freakin' A's. Oughtta blog. Gotta remember to make those phone calls during prep..."

And so on. There's more but it's just too bone-chilling. My Calculus students make fun of me for forgetting formulas. I just laugh. There's no room up there right now for more formulas.

See what I'm saving you from by not blogging?

"For I have given rest to the weary and joy to the sorrowing." (Jer. 31: 25)

Monday, April 16, 2007

April Madness

When teachers say that this is the busiest time of the year, they ain't kidding. They also ain't English teachers if they say "ain't."

Next week we will start our state testing, which means we've been reviewing hot and heavy for at least the past two weeks. That's in addition to continuing to teach new curriculum in order to cover as much as possible before testing begins. State testing assumes we have taught the entire class, even though testing always comes with some two months left in the school year.

The AP Calculus Test will be given on May 9. I am teaching the final lesson today, giving a chapter test on Friday, and administering a practice test on Saturday, followed by a review session. We will be moving at a break-neck pace until the 9th.

Open House is tonight. Whoopee. This year, in somebody's infinite wisdom, we will all be outside, gathered around tables by department, apparently carrying on conversations with parents. We will have no access to our gradebooks or demo lessons. Shrug.

This is also the time of year that many students begin to take an interest in their grades. I have a steady stream of requests for extra credit. I have two parent conferences scheduled for Wednesday alone. I have a LOT of bad news to hand out.

The extra-curricular activities should ease up for a while as I preached my last sermon until the end of May yesterday. And baseball provides a great way to unwind from it all, even though watching your team lose 5 out of 6 is in no way relaxing. But if the posts come fewer and farther betweener in the next few weeks, you'll know why.

THIS JUST IN:

Lisa just informed me that The African Children's Choir would be performing on American Idol next Wednesday and they needed a place to stay in Fresno next Thursday. So it sounds like we get to see the girls again!

Now, that's the kind of madness I can get behind.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

A Return To Normality

Warren G. Harding ran for president on a platform of "A Return To Normalcy." Unfortunately, "normalcy" is not a word. In a perfect world, he would have lost for no other reason.



Still, I understand the sentiment. After the Ukraine auction, Spring Break, the African Children's Choir, and assorted and sundry other bits of busy-ness, we may be approaching normality around here. And, of course, by that I mean we will only be running around like crazy people 90% of the time. Hey, that 10% is important!


I'm pleased to report that I'm actually feeling better! The surgery is paying dividends. I sat in the torture...er...the dentist's chair this afternoon and breathed through my nose comfortably the entire time. You have no IDEA what a difference that makes. Some people have asked me if food is more enjoyable. Not really. But eating is. It's nice to be away from the old "chew...swallow...now breathe" routine. I have little headaches each morning and that's about it.


I didn't write much during Spring Break and haven't reported about the week off at all. Baseball season started. What do you THINK I did during vacation? For the record, I haven't missed an Angels game yet this year. In fact, thanks to MLB.TV I'm watching one while blogging. Life. Is. Good.


(Except that the Indians have runners at first and second with nobody out.)


Marjory and Travisan left this morning a little before 10:30. I thought they were leaving at 10:45 and set my plans accordingly. Fortunately I planned to get there early and I pulled up just as the bus was closing. They let me board for BIG hugs and then we waved as the choir left for Sacramento. It's amazing how much you can grow to love two little strangers in just a few days. I don't think I will ever forget their little voices, the wonderful playtime, the teasing and tickling, our prayers together, the sincere appreciation for food and bed. I know I'll never forget their beautiful faces.


Here's a question for pondering: Does God love Ugandans as much as He loves Americans? Discuss.


That is our sweet little Travisan on the left. You should see this kid perform!



Travisan is third from the right in the front row. Marjory is second from the left. That's my right and left. Not theirs.

The house will seem very quiet for a few days and then normality will hit again. We'll be back to the busy (which is true normal around here). But these faces will stick in our brains forever.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Love At First Sight

It's true. I admit it. Last night I met a young woman and I fell in love with her instantly. And then, a couple of seconds later, I met another one. Same thing happened.

And they've both moved in with me.


If you have never seen the African Children's Choir, then you simply must. They'll be in California for a while (in Sacramento on Wednesday) so some of you may get the chance. They sing and dance with exuberance, absolute adoration evident in every note and stomp.



We enjoyed Easter dinner with the children before the concert. They were so grateful and polite. I kept elbowing James and glaring at him with a "Seeeee?" expression on my face. While my American son asked if he could be done after eating a quarter of the contents of his plate, these sweet Ugandans finished everything they were given and then lined up to sing us the "Yum yum" song afterwards.

The concert was a joyous whirlwind. I was actually sore afterwards from the intensity of the children and how completely they draw you into the performance. During the intermission, each of them took the microphone and said, "Hello. My name is _______. I am ___ years old and when I grow up, I want to be a _______." At least six of the boys wanted to be pilots. One of the girls wanted to be a pastor. I hope she finds a great church in Africa.




After the show, DCB spoke for many of us when he turned to the children and said, "Hello. My name is Doug. I am 44 years old and when I grow up, because I was born and raised in the Church of Christ...I want to dance!"




After the kids changed, we were introduced to those we would be housing. Marjory greeted me with a huge smile and a bigger hug. Trivisan followed on her heels, telling me that she saw me during the concert. I told her that I saw her too and she almost fell down laughing. They all poured such energy into their performances that Lisa and I assumed that they would be exhausted. No. Oh, no. Both girls sang and ran around for another hour or two after getting home. They grabbed anything they could find with words and began reading. They wanted to talk and laugh and, well, tickle. Both girls enjoy the tickling. Well, my friends, I can tell you that they have not yet begun to be tickled.

They are at school now, as they will be every day, and then will come home for dinner at 5:00. They are not allowed TV or computers so, alas, they'll have to play with James who, needless to say, is in heaven. Bedtime is at 8:00. We'll see how that goes.

My two new loves will stay with us until Wednesday when they drive north to meet their next hosts. Thinking about them leaving already makes me sad.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

1 Down...161 To Go

The baseball season is long. Some people seem to think that 162 games is too many. Me? Come October, I'm just warming up.

The Angels won the opener last night. They got some luck, but there will be plenty of games where the other team gets the luck, so that's okay.

I'm spending the day getting ready for Saturday's fantasy baseball auction. I can't think of a better way to spend a day. Yesterday I golfed. Whoever said, "The worst day golfing is better than the best day at work" was not being truthful. Today I'm poring over stats and position eligibility and team needs. Much more fun than teaching...and golfing.

Sunday is going to be exciting. The Easter service will be a wonderful time of worship and gratitude and reflection. Then the African Children's Choir will be with us that night for even more celebration and praise.

Can I just say a word about my wife here? Lisa is helping to organize this event...getting people to open their homes, help load and unload trucks, and all the other things necessary for something of this magnitude. This just a week after she headed up an auction for Ukraine Missions...an auction which netted over $8500. She is such a hard worker, so organized and dependable, and relentless in her efforts to further the kingdom. She, like many other women in our fellowship, doesn't get nearly enough credit. Too many people think of her as "Steve's wife." I'm incredibly proud to spend some time being "Lisa's husband."

It's Spring Break, but Sunday's coming! Time to get back to the stats.

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