Chuck Norris
And now for something completely different.For whatever reason, probably because some of us find it hysterical, there is a current internet craze concerning Chuck Norris. Here, for no other reason than that I could use a laugh, I present some of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
posted by Thurman8er @ 9:39 AM
4 Comments:
A lyric from a postmodern hymn signaling the advent of “modernity:”
“He could have called, 10,000 Chuck Norris-es ------“
I have seen some of these same things said about Jack Bauer of "24" fame!
Nice job 'ol sport! Fancy a daily dose of the original chuckster.
Randy - kind of reminds me of "Parrots" and (Hank Hill voice) "propane."
ricotoy (The wv goes Puerto Rican)
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