3 Jokes
My brother, Rich, came over Friday to watch a ballgame. While James was watching the game with us, the following three jokes were told in order:Me: There were two muffins baking in the oven. The first muffin said, "Man, it's hot in here!" The second muffin said, "What the heck! A talking muffin!"
Rich: Mommy tomato, Daddy tomato, and Baby tomato were out for a walk. Baby tomato fell behind. Daddy tomato stopped, walked back, stepped on Baby tomato and said, "Catchup!"
James: There were four apples. There was a Daddy apple, a Mommy apple, a Baby apple, and another Baby apple. One of the Baby apples wanted to go outside. So he went outside. Then Daddy apple went outside and stepped on him. PRSSSHHHHH!!! Then he said, "What the heck! A talking apple!"
posted by Thurman8er @ 9:18 AM
4 Comments:
Were you guys drunk? I'm speechless.
Hmm. Seems as though the, uh, apple, doesn't fall far from the tree! :)
Uh...let's say that neither of you should quit your day jobs should you entertain the idea of being novelists/joke writers/cornyism experts. I mean, I expect this from Steve...but Rich? Naw!!
(I spy Lisa rolling her eyes)
You are a good dad. Keep telling the jokes despite the pressure to stop. You will receive your reward.
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